You are so sleep deprived that you wake up in the morning (after waking up 10 times in the night with your infant) and say this about the person six inches away from you in bed: “is that my baby or my husband?

You see something that says the wrong month on it… like an old email that says it was sent in January and you have the following conversation with yourself: “Oh wow, is it January already?  Wait, what month is it again?  I’ll check my phone.  Oh, ok its July.”

When dark chocolate isn’t just a treat, it’s essential to your survival and quite possibly your best friend.

When you haven’t had a hair cut in over nine months.

When you consider going to the grocery store a “break”.

And you know what?  I only have two children.